I don’t have very many words for what happened at nap time, so I will just leave you with a bunch of self explanatory pictures. It’s diaper cream, by the way.

Also, for those of you that are friends with me on Facebook, you may have already heard this story, but it’s worth repeating on here.

The kids asked to go downstairs and watch tv as I was getting snacks ready this morning. It was silent down there, so I began to worry. I quickly came down to find them captivated by the tv. They were watching Snooki & J-Wow (NOT a kids’ show). Apparently, the women were talking about body changes during pregnancy. Taylor looks at me and and says:

“Hey Mom, did you have watermelons in your breasts when I was in your tummy?” Thanks for the morning education, MTV!