There are so many things I never thought I’d say, as a mother.  Some words should not ever be strung together to form a sentence, yet I find myself saying them anyway.  I suppose kids will do that to you!

Here are just a few things that actually came out of my mouth just this morning:

• Stop smashing the Pop Tarts with hammers!
• No, you can not play with poop.
• Get out of the dryer.
• We don’t put food inside the slip covers!
• Rolling the dog off the couch is not nice.
• Penises do not go on iPads.
• No, buddy. Poop does not smell ‘yummy’ at all.

At least they are cute.