Just a while ago, I looked at the monitor and saw a small boy with his pants down. I heard the demonic giggles, and ran into the room to tell him to redress himself. I found Jospeh, with his cannoli in his hand, pulled out over his pull-up. He was standing on the back of his bed and starting to pee on his brother’s head.

That’s all I’ve got for today. Isn’t that enough?